So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
I hate that gif for fitting the song perfectly
That should not have been that fun to dance to
do you ever find yourself really lost in an inappropriate train of thought and out of nowhere your brain is like “better hope there aren’t any telepaths around” and suddenly you’re thinking about puppies and sunshine just to throw the telepaths off your scent
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think
who the fuck are you
when did i follow you
you’re not posting things relative to my interests
but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did
it might have been important
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
Run, you clever boy. And remember.
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’